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The End of the Internet!


You'll notice that there are no links on this page:
this is because you can't go any further from here.

The Map of the Internet

The End of the Internet.


That's right, this is the Last Page in the Last Directory on the very Last Webserver on the Entire Internet!
(Located in the beautiful Silicon Valley city of San Francisco, California).

Note: authoritative entities have confirmed that this particular page is
the True Original page at the End of the Internet. All other pages purporting to be
at the 'end' are at best penultimate pages, or (more likely) mere 'tributaries' to this,
the One True End-Page.

You Must Turn Around Now & GO BACK!
(You can use your web browser's "BACK" button.)

If you have further questions, please contact your System Administrator.

Sorry for Any Inconvenience!